the real horror industry

 i know horror games are shitty nowadays but im pretty sure most horror sorta sucks. if you make a good horror bam youve just made a good thriller/action movie instead. anyways the horror you find on youtube sucks. sometimes they do the appearance nicely then ruin it with whatever happens like some guy being mutilated for zero reason other than shock (skateguy hint: death and suffering are not shocking)

and most of its always been cheap jumpscares that rely on you running in the hallway for the top 3 long hours that make you feel the most likely the minotaur. seriously none of these are scary maze games. im already pretty disillusioned with the horror industry since its not my cup of tea. though some of them are so bad or have been turned so bad they have ironic potential. just you wait until you see the fashionable hot guy in the gamedawg logo with black bleeding eyes and or a red glowing pupil and a creepy neutral expression leaking black goo. honestly me smiling super wide would be actually uncanny 

ive watched friday the 13th. a big gripe i have with these things is the amount of sex movies have. some teeter on the edge of actual movie and porno. i dont care about the ankle deep waters of lore that say if you bang there you die. its a stupid grudge to hold and stupid to bang in the woods. theres also momo. like if you think about it long enough they look stupid funny

but i wont pretend im not scared or anything. its just me being scared of those things doesnt do much. im not prone to freaking out or screaming at all and the most i do is stall going out of some safe area. kind of like how ive always treated responsibility

like i played the mimic with some lameass loser. he was scared shitless. was he afraid he was going to get jeff the killed or something? all he had to do was "survival the" monster. it was pretty boring and the one time death actually mattered it was just annoying

and like really. an arg. well these pirates might as well be the kind that dont steal another persons property because most of them suck absolute ass. hopping on the trendwagon has been an ancient practice since always but wow you should try harder than that. youre not just some living meat

really most horror could be taken off the shelves without a single tear being wept. wow a dog thats smiling how scary. wow a weird tree how scary. its not even neon pink. actually millions of easily scareable kids would be weeping. weeping in joy though. that shit only traumatizes toddlers anyways. like all this horror shit is easily executable. ok thats it roll heads

oh no wait not yet. the head suddenly became..

gregnant

and its all because of spiderman. yes thats right im referencing elsagate bitches. the original plague. theres a new one in town apparently but holy shit that content marketed to kids was and is disgusting. this inflicts more trauma than the old ones could ever hope to with the loudest of their screams and howls

whatever is in youtube kids also has to stay there. shits probably worse than liveleak. liveleak is lame gore shit btw