ok so i watched war of the worlds

 honestly this movie was rank. it was so rank it went from f tier to s tier and then so far uptodown that it picked up enough malware to end up in a pokemon showdown rom hack, where it promptly got rated to zu tier. who rated it? smogon deez
like seriously i dont know why big corp amazon decided to make a movie trying to diss the big bad govt. theyre practically postmaritally hand in hand and its like choosing one maniacal villain thatd kill everyone for profit instead of one maniacal villain thatd kill everyone for profit. though i guess theyre very slightly different kinds of profit so theres that atleast. pick your poison and choose your pres. im feeling more like a russels viper bite victim right now
also the whole movie is so boring. all that happens is a whole bunch of fuckall as if you were trying to measure the amount of good deeds some governments did for the people. they might as well be sourcing the peoples opinions from ai filtered through hypertranslate, then filtered through humans that were filtered through ai again so that they get only the most heinous translator fails
ok sure shit HAPPENS but it doesnt HAPEN if you know what i mean. theyre not doing it dawg. plus you dont even know the characters very well when they suddenly get threatened and the main characters basically just playing 48/20 custom night with a creative mode pc. also the plot is so scattered only matpat could salvage it with a clever connection between all of the random scenes and 50 year old buried alien relics he found in the deepnet darkweb or whatever other obscure scary names you can come up with. its more scattered than my brains would be if i had a shotgun while watching this movie
not only that but its a headache. things move around the screen too much and you barely get any time to process anything. also the people just shake their phones in order to simulate running in the movie for some reason. how can something so high budget seem like a bunch of low budget distinct args passed through youtube telephone as a gimmicky "10 devs get one hour each to complete eachothers work without communicating". theres nothing redeeming about this movie at all and its completely ironically inept at everything other than being made fun of
they tell you tornadoes and shit standing in place is a bad sign but im pretty sure this plot hurricane IS standing in place for real. maybe at times it threatens being nudged even slightly to the side but then isnt
this movie is lame as hell
0/5 florinos. fuck you amazon