groceryquest 2025 and phone addicts

 i decided to merge four whole blogpost topics into this one just because its kind of a bummer to make whole posts consisting of like what, 2 paragraphs. thats lame as hell
anyways so i went to the dentist expecting to have some fuckass newstyle braces put on me. my swag factor would immediately plunge into the depths if my spitespirit ironipotence and beautscore werent so high
instead i got blasted by several lethal radiation beams. they put me through like 10 different xray procedures and i think im now radioactive. do i gain powers if i get just irradiated and no animals bite me. i think so thats the whole point of mutants. but still lame as hell that i dont get sick spider themed powers or some shit. i couldve been strider, man
it was super uncomfortable they were stretching my mouth and forcing it open. i also had to bite down on something. and they were treating me like an aggressive beast of a child the whole time like. "im going to nudge you slightly to correct your position ok please dont hurt me please please please please please please im so sorry". dawg im pretty harmless because im just a chill guy idk
either way afterwards they showed me every single way my teeth and skull were fucked up and told me id get cancer in my 20s and also would be bald by then. i ignored that and went to get my phone back
then after that i thought i was done. we did get a horrendous family side quest where we had to get an old lady her meds and then teach her how to take them but whatever
then here comes the betrayal. i felt like the salad guy getting stabbed in the groin by his best bro. im not even sure why they had a vendetta against healthy greens but i guess salads have too much lettuce as some other person pointed out elsewhere. we arrived at the grocery store and you know what that means when youre around geriatrics. it means war. it means famine. it means struggle. and also three whole hours of shopping
i went around like a madman and only found comfort in getting some mango flavored monster energy drinks as well as a cool badass peach dragon ice tea monster energy drink (its great by the way and it was necessary to refer to it separatedly) which should be in every store in the us of a (why isnt it). dragons are too cool to be exclusive to niche corner stores and foreign countries. anyways i also snagged cherry halls which you would know if you had backread my hotshit cherry cocaine post instead of staring like an idiot. i know im distacting but hoooooot damm. just how HIGH do you have to be not to read my posts at the very least three times a day. theres no ruse. anyways i did get bbq chips so sick dick
then on my way home i spotted this guy riding a bycicle one handed. no he was not "jerking "it"", and by "it" i mean his peanits. instead he was on the phone probably looking at either porn or tiktok. maybe both at once i dont know tiktoks policies. either that or youtube shorts which i dont doubt could be porn considering how they massacred youtube kids then kiddified youtube like no one asked for
like whats the phone addiction level you have to have to do that shit. its probably over 9000 or some other corny reference like that. his eyes were practically glued to the screen as he barely stopped while crossing the highway and i think he has some toxic relationship with his phone. i will judge
like what even fucking happened. that guy did not even look under 18. atleast i understand the grade 2 highschool kiddies calling me "sigma" and referencing shitty brainrot things and also being weirdly gay towards eachother in public. why do "straight" guys grab eachothers asses like that anyways. what do they have to prove, their homiesexuality? i think its apparent enough as is
also they never shut the shit up. im surprised they even have romance lives considering they go around with eachother all the time pretty much and are very blatantly bisexual or some shit. like the guy that grabbed the other guys ass has a goddamn girlfriend what the fuck is he doing
society as we know it is dead and those damn chem trails going into the water is turning it gay