bodily aches

why does your body tell you to strangle yourself with your own entrails randomly. like you can be sat down in a healthy, parabolic spinal posture (but cubic here for all the nerds) where the curvature of your spine (and ass) can be found through the formula where f(x)=(4x+1)^3
like it can be randomly in the day while youre pondering your orbs or late in the night when you just want to go to dreamland but youve been caught in bureaucratic processes and need to not only update your license but also attain a new passport and get a crash course on dreamese due to their new politics on foreigners and immigrants as well as their newfound desire to preserve culture and tight knit community. no longer are you able to harass women in your dreams. then you go to the doctor when youre finally assed to ask about what genetic issues exactly you have from the inbreeding in your dream heritage are giving you random pains from prior family curses from someone that forgot to place the ferris wheel in the place of dreams are. then the answer is either obvious nebulous shit like stress (works like being hexed) or having a deficiency in a made up chemical like omegaviers zetta 2b drug acids or some shit. lastly you could simply be fucked™, trademark and all, as youre perfectly healthy and your body just really fucking hates you. if you were to ask why it would have no real answer. like you just naturally piss it off with your irradiated piss-off rivalry vibes like youre your own personal eldritch horror or scottish neighborhood. but of course at that point you already righted your wrongs so much they went anti woke, which should be the exact opposite of detrimental to your ability to sleep. also youre already balls deep in a healthy, committed hatelove with sour gummyworms or the lack thereof whether prompted by the notorious meddler that is the store or not. or maybe youre more of a snacks in chips (not british) kind of guy. hell the beds a good choice too. either way it stands to reason that even if you were halfway interested in what such a semipromising relationship with your body could bring and the ways it could unfold, social norms and comfortable stability triumph over the potential of such a wack and unorthodox relationship. itd probably be the relationship of the future the same way brazil is always the country of the future. or how the stocks are SURELY going to go up and were FINALLY going to profit off a scam memecoin. well now we all know that if you believe hard enough it becomes a little more true
which is exactly what vegans sustain themselves on. i dont care about vegetarians much and no one talks about them because theyre kind of normal and bland comparing to the shit thats veganism. it already has terrible rep because of shitty animals rights groups like peta and people like that vegan teacher and carnivorous animals generally being forced to sustain themselves on plant only diets and becoming as horribly emaciated as the vegans themselves. perhaps more
you cant tell me a diet that requires you to add fifty fucking vitamins isnt held up by hopes and dreams. this shit isnt saving the animals. i wont say its not saving any animals but big corporations wont stop massacring cows over people stopping consuming them. actually cows would go extinct if everyone stopped eating meat and shit. pretty wild to think about huh
but yeah theyre right that theres inhumane treatment. cattle is pumped up with more drugs than a crackhead racehorse of an athlete people bet on in the ozympics or whatever theyre called. man itd actually be fun as shit to see the maximum human performance with like every steroid ever. jumping 12 feet and breaking their legs and dying afterwards. itd be inhumane though so i guess that can only be done by billionaires. theyd name it after squid game the hunger games and other dystopian shits. but i dont know how giving yourself inhumane treatment stops that. in fact if you factor in all the plants you eat and all the additives you have to keep up in order to not die from every single deficiency you have in your diet especially with how much you have to eat due to the lesser caloric value i bet youd have more land and water usage than most animal cruelty burger factories. the same ones "cruelty free" cheese is supplied from, wherein they spin the cow at rapid speeds to attain the milk. this is more inefficient, pricy and cruel but cow centrifuging makes the cost go up due to supply and demand
also we should extinguish mosquitoes. just the ones that give malaria and shit. i bet those barely help the environment too. activists go on and on about stupid shit and tape themselves to the streets to protest oil manufacturers like the inconvenience provided is at all related to their cause. the stopped cars in fact amp up production. so you see activists dont tend to be math guys
which is why they could run the calculations for years to come and never find out the real reason we get random aches. or they get random aches. no matter how obvious or not those are. theyd just make up a reason and go vocal about it then get met with an equal, just as or perhaps more stupid full on antithetical side created by just contrarianism and spite towards contrarianism and spite. were stuck in the goddamn book of job



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