the three rs

 its come to my attention that i cant utilize links such as "swag" and "turntechgodhead" because ancient people once had those things and you have to respect graves. like look im a grave robber (you have to get that loot) so that might be why i dont understand this arbitrary anti impersonation shit. i mean other websites do just fucking fine with reusable tags so i dont see why this wouldnt either
its like itd kill someone to have their prior url used regardless of postmortem consent
worst of all changing your url makes the previous url unavailable
thats like completely against the three rs the schools and hippies are gonna get on blogspots ass
hey maybe its not even their fault but an underlying internet issue
still its a complete fucking waste. whoever got davestrider didnt even make the fucking page in english 

i guess thats the punishment for getting into anything late other than getting called a newgen and ridiculed and also not being in on all of the inside jokes
at the very least i get to be the god of head which is a very good tradeoff in my opinion. i couldve stuck with "davestride" to get the "singular stride" brand for real and future business me may look down on me for not capitalizing on this clearly empty niche (like how all my business classes tell me to do business) and this may be why i wont be a mega fuckillionaire but as of now its completely fucking worth it

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damn i inadvertently chose a username thats lamer and unoriginaler than i intended to. like i cant be stealing something from a guy that stole it from his grandparent that stole it from me. even if said grandparent had no relation to the guy and also didnt steal it from me