get your nasty hair out of my face

 why do some girls throw that shit back harder than all the latinas all the ads tell me are ready to party and drunk women in actual parties

like that shits nasty and it gives me an urge to pull out a scissor and give them a reverse bowlcut but in my unlimited patience i avoid plunging into the depths of nervana (youll hear more about nervana soon) and doing what should be done (all first letters capitalized and a trademark at the end) 

if i had to hazard a guess its because whoever was sitting in front of me those times had graduated from jupiter university instead of going to college. which uh oh, big mistake 

dont start counting your fingers and getting your pockets full of posies yet though. the redeeming factor of today is that theyre handing out mars bars to whoever delivers the shittiest, most high effort rap possible