rhymes

 you know its kind of fucked up theres a limited amount of rhymes. what do you even do when youre rapping and your opponent doesnt understand the random 1980s pop culture reference you make thats usually sort of nonsensical when you think about it any further than wow these things rhyme. then there are things like the wizard of oz which rhyme a shit ton. its like a theater play they turned into a movie. its fucking hilarious actually. its archaic rap

like they just break out in lyrical rhymes every single time they do pretty much anything. youre just having a fun time being a tree in the woods then suddenly you hear "were going to eat your children that you keep all hidden and well be ridden of our appetite mmmm what a delight boiled in a cauldron cooked just right mmmm". also i agree with that one guy why the fuck did she keep her only weakness around

but yeah its like seussian shit. god bless seuss dawg. that shit was great. prime example of delivering moral lessons and great stories in rhyme. its like super easy to aspire to

me personally? im not actually good at improvised rapping. it may appear so but thats because everyone else you see online is very likely to be considerably more shit at it. theyll gawk if you can land three rhymes in a row and think youre on a roll but in truth you can only go so far

shining at surface level makes you a star

speaks of how behind the people are from the start

and thats just a fucking tragedy

bromeo and juliet type beat

it cant be that nowadays with all the strategies and all the ways

it cant be now that they cant drop the heat

shits so chill jack and jill slipped and fell down the icy hill

shits so cold so apparent yet grown apart like an ex lovers i sees heart

im not even immersed in culture

im just a little creativity vulture

picking up the scraps of whats left

tenures over not a single person wept

maybe im an impostor and this is an occupation 

but sometimes a body double is required for the situation

everyone knows the original is sick

but what do ya do if ya homeboy wont stick

so theres not an alternative not a better trick

wing it and hope the swing of the clock wont make you tick

and quit reminiscing over the originals cock and doing tricks on his dick

yeah

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