hmm yes im smarter

 so anyone else noticed that philosophy is one giant crosshistory dick measuring test. first of all theres a suspicious lack of philosopher babes and theres no way only men came up with the ideas that you should simply live better think and be smart and whatnot. all the famous philosophers are men and they unfortunately did not have hrt yet and also cockfighting was a thing so this points to the reason being they dont have cocks

but yeah basically its literally all "no you suck and are so completely wrong and this is how you should live life actually". some of their potents are fucking doy, dillweed and others are wow youre right and others are what the fuck are you on about. like the sophists were hyperdemocratic or something i didnt pay attention and then they said that sucks and is stupid and you shouldnt focus on yourself and the world being happy through reasonable freedom. wise up, bromeo! and then the next comes shitting on that guys grave saying like "hold the fucking speech, wise guy" because he wanted the smart people to rule (ie him and his homos). its like everyone wants people to live like them and what they say they should live like. though they have a point in saying society kind of sucks nowadays even if they didnt say it at the time. they left the bits and pieces for leet cypher solvers and they absolutely annihilated those puzzle pieces and found out their exact location

meanwhile the truth is theres no one singular great advice. telling someone that sometimes you just gotta take the plunge down rollerskate mountain even if youll break your ass on the stairs is just as true as telling them to chill the fuck out. telling someone they probably shouldnt lie at times and definitely should lie at others. morality and the best choices (plural) are variable and multiple choices can be correct yo. its like chess

but theyre also like weirdly fucking religious most of the time. im not sure about all views but religion usually says shit like morality is objective for some reason and they spout shit about god nonstop. whatever floats your boat. if you gotta think of a higher up to put a leash on you thats kinky but i wont judge. though if you built the boat in the first place itd be just as much of a boat as whatever the people in that boat building game make which is usually also not even for treasure. though youd think thinking about deep thinking would eventually lead you away from thinking earthquakes are from zeus pounding the earth or some shit. actually isnt the earth his mother. nevermind then. wait nevermind that nevermind greek mythology is very incestuous and weird

and nowadays the treasure is like completely unreached for. the empty dead husk of philosophy is just a jerking circle where you say nothings and pretend youre smart. it literally gets you nowhere in life and all you do is ask why at everything like a little baby. why are we here and all of that stupid shit. and they dont want the nearly equally as stupid scientific answers. jfldi (just fucking live dammit) instead of parading the dessicated corpse of the deep think. so dry its like spongebob in that one episode

so basically not everythings always right there are usually multiple good choices and philosophers are pissbabies

moral of the story: shit changes


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