carboniferocity

 here i am speaking from the carboniferous period. you can tell because it vaguely resembles australia, the spatial period where bugs increase in size endlessly because its an anomaly that should get contained. the scp foundation should really get on that shit. and whats up with that forgettable landmass just beneath it. does anything even ever happen over there or it just like a collective hallucination were all having. i havent heard of anything ever since the laser kiwis situation

either way here when there are three seasons: summer, fall and bug hell. bug hell actually happens at the same time as summer, which also happens all of the time. fall is just when the leaves fall or something but thats impossible because everythings here rising including the 8 feet long centipede and 12 inch dragonfly 

ok actually. dragonflies are really fucking cool. theyre literally dragons and they eat mosquito eggs and mosquito babies. they also eat flies and shit. but nevertheless they dont eat them fast enough, because i hear the constant nonstop high pitched buzzing of a mosquito somewhere in my room thats probably in the mirror worlds void because these fuckers are notoriously hard to find. sometimes theyre just chilling there on the wall, which is surprisingly not a prime location for them to be squashed but solely because that dirties the wall permanently and insects are too stupid to comprehend they shouldnt enter a room full of dead maimed bodies of insects. in fact that would call more insects in

flies are terrible too. the big ones are usually okay enough even if kind of loud and gross but the small ones have the survival instincts of like, a baby fly or something. goddamn fireworks are better at thriving in nature than them. the only redeeming factor is their numbers, which is not so redeeming for anything that has to deal with them. and fireflies being cool. its unfortunate they already have an excuse to stay alive and in the environment though, unlike mosquitoes like commented on in the big blogpost about like i dont know the ozympics or some other crap. i forgot 

man why is it that bugs are so ugly. i know mother nature doesnt think at all when creating things that arent me, perfection that i am, but still. even the cutest ones are downright horrendous if you just zoom in because theyre all fuzzy for some reason. why are they fuzzy. they shouldnt be fuzzy. ok bees can be fuzzy and cute but i dont find them cute. i still dont care though because theyre good for the environment and produce that thing that goes on my waffles. bee puke is too tasty for me to care about anything and also i will advocate for them more because they mean i have an easier time arguing for those mosquitoes to be crossed out from the gene pool. no longer invited to the alive club and all. come on the viruses arent either and theyre doing just fine

though ps (pduring scriptum or problem sleuth) that diseases are fundamentally dumb. how did those evolve. they should be gone. like i know some serve a function but what exactly is the point of something exclusively made to make its only way of survival extremely miserable and then dead, just to move onto the next. hell parasites know better than that. this is why the black death died. it was too good at killing. call yourself that in the case you ever get banned or kicked from a match because your kd ratio is too high 

also did you hear about those frozen diseases from like millennia ago. or i guess right now because were in the carboniferous. thats when fossilizing started actually happening because of plant powers right. thats why its so fucked up vegans hate plants. or maybe its a good thing because more plant bodies means more fossils. i think that whats up with algae

i dont actually believe anything would happen if you contracted one. they probably would uneventfully die in your body. people play then up as like a global threat but if you think about it for a second its kind of like somehow getting youareanidiot on your windows 12 computer, which will be more virus than not already and the many preinstalled spyadmalware superbugs will eat up the weakest link and thats how windows defender will work. other than by an ai antivirus that probably registers every system file as one and deletes them every week like a game of system failure russian roulette. might even be the nervous system 64 of your biocomputer that can feel suffering, prototype of the torment nexus from dont build the torment nexus. corporations were raving about that one. there also will be the mandatory retrobait, complementary with words such as "tealt" and "hitherto" and "obey" and "cease reproduction" and "all of your files are belong to us" and "you got mail", which should have never gone into disuse. what happens when that happens is usually that you have to really mandulge in making a new word for a concept that shouldve already existed and probably did. but you wouldnt know because olden words are spelled weird and the brainchip you have preinstalled in you shoved ads in your face since you were a wee baby, prompting you to stick branded forks in electrical sockets and eat trademarked asbestos instead. great survival instinct since the lead and microplastic ppm in your bloodstream will look cooler the higher it is. though this vintage addiction wont stop the boner megacorps have for the wheel of change that crushes and kills everyone, so theyll probably profit off of randomly generated humor by making people dumb and cringe enough to laugh at it. like somehow people will eventually find the number "67" funny in a way thats the nail on chalkboard version of "69" and start using appropriated worsened aave pop culture cesspool slang and call people "sigmabidi sussy". i am very genocides about this. humor shouldnt evolve in this way. i know i preach that its subjective and irony comes in many forms but it also just simply has no substance nowadays and faradays (thats a quantity dipchin) but mlg and rage comics got massacred by the quarantine then their still spazzing dead gift horse got beat in the mouth by whatever came through with generation alpha, which will probably eventually all die out except for two people in a flooded planet

and the bugs will still be there

this post has been partially dedicated to my fans. shoutouts to cloun and blender. or wait was cloun the word for cloud. maybe they both mean the same thing and its word convergent evolution. what the fuck ever. sick dick i have a fanbase