ok so there was this guy from the kingdom of fuckwhere right. he made the grave treasonous mistake of disagreeing with one of my many (factual) opinions, a crime so grave i know everyones holding their gasps open for so long two bees and one fly already entered their drying mouths
"how dare" you might enunciate right afterwards "have the fuckasses not been taught respect" you might also say especially if you are the overreligious helicopter "my childs life is mine" parent kind (i do judge child sacrifice in the name of anyone that isnt me or rose because those two are ok) and i also get it because its so ridiculous
so i contemplated for two seconds and granted xyem (woke = bad) (not listening to government propagendas = worse) and decided to give them the most lenient punishment for their crime (as seen in future posts im merciful and shit)
they were sentenced to being hung and nailed to a cross then set on fire in the most public of town squares squared. if you werent there youd be incredibly square. cubic even. or whatever the fuck a tessierack is other than some boobs
im sure there will be no consequences for my divine consideration
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