a taste of hellfire

 so i was like pretty young herewhen. practically a baby. not quite a fetus though because thats like below 6 and i was definitely nowhere near below 6 at the time. still barely any different theyre all young as shit
i went to the grocery store and decided "hmm these are level 5 halls. if i take them i should be like permanently immune to mints" and then took two at once
then three
then four
then i had the whole fucking pack in my mouth. it barely even fucking fit. it was terrible and i could taste my mouth burning in the cold fires of dantes hell or what the fuck ever. case in point i wanted to throw up so bad and the houses balloons would not pop this time. i was sick for hours afterwards and then had to abstain from eating mints for weeks. in fact i dont think i had halls again until years thereafter. 0/5 florinos would not recommend if youre not a masochist (im not one either as elaborated on in the post like uhh 4 years from now)

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it so happens im very sensitive to spicy shit. honestly i dont get whats the hype about spice. its just hurt juice and thats very anticlimactic. if you want flavor just use anything else there are many very interesting non spicy spices. like what the fuck curry looks so good some of the time and then half of it is spicy (number i made up by the way). the backstabbing of the eyes is unreal
plus its fucking stupid water only makes it worse. youre supposed to use milk due to capsatan or whatever. i guess satan with a cap is just too hot to handle or some shit. like that statue some guy built of lucifer i think that got denied for being too hot and the next guy only made it hotter
and i cant understate this. i was so sensitive to spicy shit that i could taste the spicy in routine meals. capsatan was sneaking into everything and ruining it for me. i thought tomatoes were pepper skin because of it. hey maybe it was just one giant placebo effect actually