problems with popularity

 ok so. i know ive been awfully absent from this world. fret not whatever survivors remain on the hellish post apocalyptic landscape thats been formed by both the power vacuum and the hopelessness provided by the lack of my beautiful, awesomely handsome presence. its been a though bunch of months. not because ive been struggling or anything but because ive been not struggling too much. though there was a really shitty week. but yeah its like how artists work. you put suffering in and they throw up masterpieces. every poet knows this and i overshadow mortherfucking picasso
but also so many of these things are stupid and i dont want to doxx myself. lets just say the world tried to kick my ass but instead of being kicked i used the telekinesis tutorials on youtube to attune to my aura that then spread through the legs of the universe itself and then twisted its balls by lowkey not giving a shit. though i kind of want backwater construction workers dead now. or more of frontwater ones. have you ever seen a type of human being like that. like ok imagine you have to save the world and you do a few quests then fuck off to nayville and only return after every sentient being has been thoroughly eradicated and all the worlds beauty has been taken off the map. then you kill the upper echelon of the bad guys minions. then you never return to kill the bad guy after going to get milk over in new nayville (because the old one was destroyed). thatd be fucked up wouldnt it
which is exactly why you should take as long as possible to install the most important of facilities to a house. like a place to put things on. or the place to wash dishes on. or the place to cook stuff on. its okay people can just store things in their cheek pouch and hunt in the wild. theres only a fifty percent chance they get brutally murdered by a blind person who thought they were a really freaky looking skinwalker orange deer. if they cant survive a few bullet wounds then they dont deserve to live anyways. the real way of merica is getting shot early on your youth so you can adapt and overcome. build resistance and all that. same reason why i still eat dirt to this day. its all natural and therefore cant be unhealthy
the funky cherry on top is the fact ive been owning. absolutely carrying. this is to say ive been involved in many events of which rely on me being there. just like the livelihood of this planet. and i decided those events were far more important. there are like three or so people with a crush on me wherever i am talking about so thats why its important
also my counterpart (bless him) has been doing his own shit 24/7 practically. which good for him because usually im the one doing shit. he helped out a friend or two in need. actually three. i dont remember if there were any more but hes really weirdly obsessed with helping people. i think we should euthanize him itd be humane